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I keep forgetting we live in a “straight” world. Sigh.

which horny geologist named this mineral

How the Mtv Movie Awards Should Have Ended...

Kristen Stewart: Uh, I don't know what to say... Uh... Thanks for--
Kanye West: *Walks on stage and steals the mic* I just wanna say that HARRY POTTER WAS THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

Reblog if you’ve actually read every single page of all seven Harry Potter books; from The Boy Who lived to Nineteen Years Later.

(Source: dobbyismypatronus)

oh-nargles:

WE HAVE THE BEST CAST

AND THE BEST HERO

AND REALLY

WE HAVE THE BEST MALE AND FEMALE

AND THE BEST KISS

AND THE BEST EVERYTHING

BECAUSE WE HAVE HAD 10 YEARS OF UTTER PERFECTION

AND WE ARE THE HARRY POTTER GENERATION

AND NO ONE, NOT EVEN ANY STUPID AWARD, CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US

"I miss you both."

— Emma Watson about Rupert and Dan (via deeply-inside)

memecollection:

in the year 6057

historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood